Well! It seems Mrs. Wells is determined to sensationalize. Here, for your viewing pleasure (or your horror and amazement, depending on how easily shocked you are), is a dramatic representation of THAT BOOK, aka THE DANGEROUS DUKE.
Mrs. Wells believes the man representing my dear Lyle resembles one Colin Firth, a thespian made famous by dragging himself out of a pond with a soaked shirt, displaying a rather beautiful manly physique. I should have liked to have seen that. [Would you also like to see said thespian's teeth knocked down his throat, ma'am? ~Ed.]
A Dangerous Diary
Diary of a Lady. . . Edited by a Gentleman
The impossible tale of Murder, Intrigue, Romance--and a fatally indiscreet diary that fell into the Wrong Hands.
[Don't over-dramatize, woman! Just a clear and concise statement of the facts will do. ~Ed.]
The impossible tale of Murder, Intrigue, Romance--and a fatally indiscreet diary that fell into the Wrong Hands.
[Don't over-dramatize, woman! Just a clear and concise statement of the facts will do. ~Ed.]
The Dangerous Duke by a delightful person called Mrs.Wells
The story so far: The Dangerous Duke heroine, Lady Kate Fairchild, has been kidnapped by Romance Bandits and taken to their Lair. As punishment for the pain she caused her creator, Lady Kate must write a Diary of her Adventures, while served cocktails by Sven, the resident Swedish masseur. The Duke of Lyle is self-appointed editor of this mass of over-sentimentalized text.
